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Two words: Strike City. These two guys are tough! Scott's first ball is a strike. Todd's first ball gains him a second as he leaves the pins in the formation of a Rabid Gerbil (from Wally). Todd could not pick up the spare. Scott's next frame is similar to Todd's first frame, but Scott picks up the spare. You know the widest part of the pin is equal to the width of the ball. Whatever. Anyway, both Todd and Scott are doing quite well! These guys are pro-bowlers. That would be because they have home lane advantage. Bernie is hitting the Slim-Fast pretty hard nowadays. Scott and Todd are still hitting strikes and Bernie is slamming Slim-Fast with Vodka. Hmmmm. Wally is having problems with the pig, but he says it brings in the kids. All those Slim-Fast/Vodka drinks Bernie was slamming through the show took an emotional toll. Boy, can she get bitchy!
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Which will succeed: The human intellect of the pro bowler or the artificial intelligence of the supercomputer? Unfortunantly, the computer won the game but the pro bowler did well. But this was the computer's only game, as the disgruntled bowler takes a baseball bat and proceeds to demolish the computer. Check this out. The bowler for the computer is "Brave New Workshop" trouper who plays 'Paul Strebel' on our TV spots! Also, the techie in the blue shirt and glasses (whoa, hold on...they all are wearing glasses!) is former ValueVision talent Mike Sullivan. He is actually a computer geek.Listen to this installment of "Inside Bowling" in RealAudio!
May 16, 1999