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It's coming up to the next millenium, so why not have another Civil War! That's exactly what we've got tonight! Remember the first Civil War? The North won. Who will win this time...Legitimately? Barns starts the game with a Jersey, but couldn't pick up the spare. According to Wally (Lord knows he is the historian, whatever), the South started the Civil War by bombing Pearl Harbor on December 7 with the shot heard 'round the world. Uh Huh. Thorne nailed eight pins on his first round and grabs the spare. Did the Russians help the North, Wally? Don't think so! And the Persian Gulf War had nothing to do with it. Where does Wally get his facts? if-the-south-had-won.com? Barns is not playing well. He is having a problem picking up spares. Will the North win our Civil War? Let's hope! One very scary event: Bernie has turned into a Southern Scarlet. But as we have seen is past episodes, she can change in a snap. At this point, the North is winning 46-44.Something happened during the half-time show, the North is now losing. We haven't seen the Pig in a while. It must be having a good time on some Southern plantation. Thorne just nailed a strike! For shame if the South win this game! Thorn picked up a spare on his third 10th frame ball! Now Bernie...The South won! What made you think the North won? Oh, all right...The North won.
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Halftime band: Tina and the B-Sides. Sort of a Rock/Blues band. A Twin Cities institution. They have a great sound, anyone would like them! |
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The Brunsberg 75 Automatic Lane Maintenace Machine. A machine so simple a thick-tongued moron breathing through his mouth could operate it. Listen to this installment of "Inside Bowling" in RealAudio! or for audio only [HERE]
May 30, 1999