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Vitals
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Welcome to "The Jerry Spinger
Show"...er..."lets BOWL" where newly divorced
Sandy Oian and Mike Warren battle eacher other for their
microwave oven. Sandy starts her game slightly mediocre, leaving
a brooklyn and not being able to pick up the spare. Mike's first
time up results in a powerful, pin-spinning strike! Mike's
girlfriend gives him hugs, kisses, and other slightly sugary
public displays of affection throughout the game. However, Sandy
kicks back by nailing a strike. Then Mike retailiates with
another pin-spinning strike. Who will win the prized microwave
oven? Mike does when he nails yet another strike. Wally begins
the show be screaming to the audience to "SHUT UP!", he
hates the pig, and he actually swore! At one point in the show,
we had to censor him! Hopefully Wally won't be so angry next
week. I think the trip to the dayspa helped him out (if not hurt
him). We are beginning to see Butch do more than just repair the
lanes. We see him 'doo'-ing more (a clean way to say we caught
him on the porcelain throne in the men's room).
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Detroit. They rock. They performed the song "Keg
Party Tonight" and it was just incredible! Each
member has their own theme: the drummer wears a ski
outfit; the keyboardist wears a wacky cowboy outfit; and
bassist is 80's punk and the bassist wears 90's
alternative with a Beatles haircut. Watch for the drummer from this now defunct band featured in three new episodes of the show. His new band is called Man Planet. We love these guys. |
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At one point, everyone needs attention: love, affection, dayspa. This is Chopper and Wally's day to get that 'special attention'. Chopper immediately gets surrounded by three women who serve his every need. Wally is forced to find his own way to the basement. Chopper gets it all: facial, massage, etc. Wally gets it all too. . .by some big guy who lives in the basement. What a life Chopper. He certainly gained a harem. Wally, poor soul, is forced to get a massage, ice down, and a shower (aaaahhh!) with the big guy (AAAAAAHHHHHHH!). Chopper leaves the dayspa feeling invigorated. Wally leaves feeling violated.Listen to this installment of "Inside Bowling" in RealAudio!
NOTE: This is the only old Inside Bowling that was used in Season One.
March 22, 1998