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Vitals
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VIEWER ALERT! Listen closely after Bob Pantsly throws his
first ball of the game. Chopper inadvertantly calls Wally
"Rich". There is a connection...Do you know what it is?
Wally, done in by exhaust from his car (He was installing headers
on his Duster), decides to tell everyone in the Twin Cities that
he finds himself in the buff whenever he is in his garage or
cleaning his gutters:
WALLY: Do you think I'm sick?
CHOPPER: We'll let the audience decide on that!
WALLY (confident): I...I'm a normal person.
CHOPPER: Compared to what?
Bob Glassman is a superb bowler, picking up spares (WALLY:
"Spare, spare, spare!") and hitting a decent number of
strikes. Early Bob tends to do well only when Bob Glassman does
not. Is there a universal paradox at play? This wasn't the most
exciting show we've ever done, but you can't beat the halftime
show!
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Our Halftime band, The Blue Up, has an interesting
sound. They sang something incomprehensible, which is
probably why it's Wally's favorite band. Oh, and Chopper
assures us the members were dressed up for Halloween. By
the way, they are all females. Look at the lead singer on the left. It's Anna from annacam.com. Really it is. |
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How does "Let's BOWL" salute Halloween? Well,
amongst other things, Chopper and Wally like to scatter deck
furniture around someone's backyard, steal someone's flood lamps,
and stomp a pumpkin into pulp. Wally enjoys dumping his
neighbors' recycling all over their front porches. Oh, and one
more thing, be glad you didn't send your kids their way, or
they'd have come home with a nice, big, sloppy helping of
uncooked baked beans.
March 28, 1999