Vitals


April 11, 1999
• Robert the Cop: Tim Scott
• Bowlers: Mark Johnson (61428) / Wabasha County Jail / 20 lbs. of potatoes
Tim Kennedy (73560) / South Dakota Correctional Facility / Old Country Buffet certificate

Two convicts (incarcerated for unknown reasons) play against each other for fabulous(???) prizes! Wally, contends that we are putting something back into the community. The rest of us thing we are putting someone back into the community.
The official guest information sheet says that Tim works in the laundry room at the correctional facility, to which Wally contends that he too was in that business and invented the dryer sheets he says Downy stole. Don't ask, even we don't know.
Wally comes down with a sudden cold, which prompts him to get some water to clear his coughing. Wally convienently forgets that these guys are convicts. They are dangerous. When one has a bowling ball, you never cross in front of him.
You see the result. Mark's game fell after that.


This is one of Detroit's tunes recorded during the pre-show jam session. The beat was incredible!.

 

What are the best ways to dispose of bowling balls? Do you bury it with a backhoe? Transform it into a soccer ball and watch your next door neighbor smach his toe with is? What about throwing it into a lake, or putting it in a flower pot, or even lock it in a newspaper machine? We'll let you decide.

This Inside Bowling was actually shot three times.  During this original airing.  It was redone for the original pilot for Comedy Central and then done again for season one. 


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