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Vitals
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After a weak few frames, Claude and The Roman started to
improve their game. They improved so well that Claude even got a
strike! And his only one of the game too! The Roman, from
reports, went to Marquette University (where he was mugged) and
works as a machinist in Fridley (MN). When asked about The
Roman's get-up, Wally believes the he (the Roman...and maybe
Wally himself) is insane. Peggy and Audrey had an unusual amount
of energy on the lanes, probably due to their new cheerleader
uniforms. The Roman started forming a fan club somewhere in the
middle of the third frame.
Claude reminds Wally of his Uncle Phil. As described by Wally, Phil eats mayonnaise with his bare hands while telling dirty jokes. Did you know that Claude and The Roman share a common like? They both like cantaloupe. Okay, sorry. That was pointless.
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Trailer Trash is back, with a hotter sound than ever! Man, they rock! |
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BACK UP Aspirin:
Special medication specifically targets the spinal cord
to help it travel up to the cerebral cortex to ease the
pain in your back. SATISFACTION
GUARANTEED. SPHINCTER AND ASSOCIATES: We will do our best to get all the money coming to you, even if that means foreclosing on that bastard's home. |
April 25, 1999